True, I did send this exact same letter to other people, but that does not make it any less personal. That is because this vile being effects us all, from little sapling tree, to a curious mute boy named George with a hair problem who was kidnapped by a man in a yellow hat who, hopped up on the drugs, mistook George of a monkey or some sort of Orang-utan, yes him too.

What is evil? Where does the boogey man come from? What gave me genital herpes? Who gave CoCo my address?

What is the answer to all those questions, including this one?

Lactose.

Lactose is the evil cloud that plagues your day by day activities. Lactose is what makes people itchy when trying to fall asleep or when wearing a cast. Lactose is what killed your dog, not a car. Lactose is the bitterness left in your mouth after eating out a 75 year old man's asshole. Believe me, I know.

Join the lactose intolerant group today to send lactose back into the cows utter!

Visit and join the fight against gingivitis, also known as LACTOSE!



We also invite alcoholics who will get drunk for our amusement.

Love, CoCo.

stop-the-lactose sponsor:

Wow, I can't believe I made it on your watching list.

The only other list I'm on is the one not allowing pedophiles to go near school yards.

...I don't know how I got on it though, the only transaction I have ever had with a toddler was when I helped bath him....in the back of my van.






.with my sweat, as it poured off of my body.

Thanks again!

Love, CoCo.

This has been a CoCo Production.

No glueguns were used to take hostage of the Canadian Governments. All they had to ask was please.

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.



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The Angry Deviant



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